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your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

theminttu:

Sometimes there are no words

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

not-leonheart:

So close… yet so far

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.

qvw:

i love myself because im pretty and i dont give off any weeaboo vibes irl. like you would never guess that i almost cried today because my favorite character appeared in an anime!! i like that about myself.. at least i seem like i have dignity on the outside.

tastefullyoffensive:

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timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him